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The Gentlemen Defecation Chronicles, Number Two
The internal affairs of the modern gentleman are some of the most storied accounts ever pontificated upon during juicy and ripe exchanges among good friends, and — despite the prudish and puritanical...
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A Gentleman’s Mind Moves Fast
A gentleman’s mind is not unlike his imported sports car: it is incredibly fast, highly specialized, is phenomenally expensive yet invaluable (to employers), and can change directions on a dime at the...
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A Gentleman Woos Megan Fox
When it comes to women-wooing, a gentleman prefers to avoid all cat and mouse games by cutting straight to the chase. Considering Internet dating and flirty repartee the methods of meek men, a...
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A Gentleman Impresses His New Coworkers
Upon commencing a new job, a gentleman’s first order of business is to make a good impression with his coworkers. Long before he seals any profit-producing deals, spends the afternoon with his...
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A Gentleman Packs On The Pounds
There comes a point in every gentleman’s life when he realizes he’s no longer what he used to be, and that he’d better start taking care of himself if he hopes to preserve the remainder of his fading...
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A Gentleman Travels By Bus
While most seasoned jetsetters bitch and moan about the fading glory of international travel, lamenting the loss of the Concorde and uneasily eyeing the hordes of budget-minded blowhards with whom...
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A Gentleman Contemplates A Diet
With the summer months approaching, a gentleman may entertain thoughts of slenderizing his usual pear-shaped silhouette to appease the throngs of seaside gentleladies who undoubtedly have been waiting...
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A Gentleman is Reborn!
There comes a point in every mature gentleman’s life when he grows tired of the monotony of his supremely excellent urban existence and he longs to return to the simplicity of his youth. Escaping the...
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How The Gentleman Stole Christmas
A gentleman is always in high demand, but no more so than during the holidays, when eggnog-swilling guests anticipate his arrival with the giddiness of snot-nosed children awaiting St. Nick. Never one...
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A Gentleman Soils His Pantaloons
A gentleman takes his sartorial getup very seriously, often times placing an equal amount of importance on his appearance as he does the business at hand. Indeed, maintaining complete composure is a...
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